Cyclezine contributor, stand up dude who always passed you in most alleycat races. May you win more schwagg ths year Dirtydave!!! Love, Puck.

Dear Dave – if there is anyone in this world who can do anything at all, it’s  you.  I hope you have the happiest birthday to date, and eat some animal and drank on some beers – and, whatever you do, keep it dirty.  Cheers! Brian.